Party on, Santa!
By now you realize that you should have hired the Bobs for your company holiday party. An understandable oversight. Live and learn.
As it turns out, we're pretty happy to have a (completely undeserved) break for the holidays. Decking the halls and all that. After all, in the immortal words of Viv Savage, <with fake english accent> "...as long as there are sex and drugs, I could probably do without Rock and Roll...". Well, I might be able to substitute some good holiday fun with my family (and maybe some wine, mulled cider, spiked eggnog...) for a while. But don't worry, we'll be back in action before you can return that ugly sweater.
So party on, Santa! We'll see you all next year. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!